Saturday, November 28, 2015

See Ay Tay

The past is a thing. It’s a noun. It’s about where or when. So it could be a place or a time. I guess it could be both too. It’s easier to see how it’s a time. “Back then” being a point in time, something before now. It’s harder to see how it’s a place. “We were driving on the highway and we passed Sally and Dave driving their DeLorean.” That point back there in the past when we passed Dave and Sally. Still feels like a when. Or how about “Where’s the gas station? Well you drive toward the center of town and just past the yellow dog on the corner you make the first left.” There it is, that point just past the yellow dog.
Passed, on the other hand, is a tense of a verb; the past tense to be specific.
Marbles McGill sat on a stool by the door of the bar his brother and uncle owned and thought about grammar. The stool was the one the bouncer sat on when there was a big game on and the place got maybe a little crowded and rowdy. A few times a week that was.  The bouncer, Dennis Hanlon, wasn’t a permanent employee of the McGill family, so it wasn’t Dennis’ stool, as it were, he was just someone hired from time to time on an as-needed basis (i.e. night of the big game) which Dennis didn’t mind. He was what some might call a free-spirit, though not Dennis because that phrase would sound a little “faggy” to him. Dennis lifted weights at the gym and this led to odd jobs here and there which you would understand if you saw Dennis, say, walking down the street, imposing enough in street clothes even in the winter. If you saw him actually working out at the gym and saw how he attracted or repelled, depending on the person, it would be easy to see how a subset of those people (both the attracted and the repelled) would experience a moment of clarity, like “hey you know that thing that I needed done? This fucking guy would be perfect.” Those kinds of things tended to, more often than not, pay well and well enough for Dennis to not have to work regular.
Marbles was the opposite. Not “non-descript” as much as unpleasant enough to look at as to make people want to look away and never look again and to then go through whatever mental exercise might be required to wipe the memory of what they had seen permanently away. There was a copious amount of dandruff and warts, the largest of which protruded enough above his right temple that it might even be thought to be a horn if you stopped to consider but no one ever did because, you know, all your brain power would soon be at work eliminating all traces of Marbles from your mind. When Marbles looked in the mirror he saw on his own face a cross section of all the worst features of every McGill he had ever seen. Like Uncle Charles’ fat and exploded nose, with both burst blood vessels and a trench down the center that divided the purple flesh into two meaty pork loins. Then there were Granny Didi’s earlobes, two thick white clothes-lined blankets flapping in the wind, second cousin Mike’s caterpillar eyebrows and Autie Lucy’s corncob teeth. On and on it went. Marbles, instead spent a lot of time thinking on the theory that he should at least have his wits about him.